What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Which is the most liked web series in India?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are some photos of female sexual organs?